“Really tall ones, but they must be very feminine. Next time I go down the aisle it will be in a box.” And still those idiots send me the fucking card – c’mon, you can’t let me loose on the world with $45,000 of credit!”ĭoes the idea of re-marrying appeal to you? Filling in credit card applications, I list my occupation as ‘sonic mutilator’. Was there a moment of clarity when you knew you'd become a musician? I don’t want to be controlled like that, nobody does.” Sometimes you even had to ask for toilet paper. You have no idea what it’s like to take a shit in front of other guys. Coming out of there was what made me determined not to go back. Man of the cloth, Steele live in 2007 (Image credit: Getty Images) The intruders never came, the fucking cocksuckers. I would lie under the bed wearing night vision goggles waiting for people to come in – and they never did. I put a sign outside my house encouraging burglars and left my front door open. I used to walk the streets in Soviet and Nazi uniforms. “I tried to mask the pain by drowning myself in cocaine and alcohol until I thought I was the Pope. When I found out about her and her boyfriend, I knocked on their door at five in the morning and smacked the guy in the face. I had been with this one woman for 10 years and when I found out what had been going on, I pretty much went berserk. But something must have turned your life around? That’s what we like to call the ‘maggot season’ – you can’t take time off in the summertime.” I got promoted four times in seven years, but I had to leave in 1994 when Mötley Crüe asked Type O Negative to tour with them and King’s X for a whole summer. My job involved cleaning up human shit and driving snow ploughs and dump trucks, before I became a park supervisor. “I worked for New York City’s Department Of Parks And Recreation. One of your earliest jobs was a park keeper… All I can say is that I fell in love with the wrong person.” We can have crazy conversations over a glass of wine.” Don’t tell them I told you so, but my friends Henry Rollins, Phil Anselmo and Marilyn Manson are intelligent people. What I enjoy is meeting interesting people. All I care about these days is health care products, Viagra and false teeth. Who cares? I’m nearly 50 and it’s out my system. So when I used the words ‘Slut’, ‘whore’ and ‘cunt’… I’m not proud of that language, but isn’t it better than I wrote a song called I Know You’re Fucking Someone Else than go round to her house with a pick-axe and put it through her head? It’s called sublimation. If I did to her what she did to me, she’d be screaming: ‘Cocksucker, dick’. “Well, I was fucked over by a woman whose name I won’t mention. It must hurt when you're called a misogynist. I have learned that people take advantage of you if you display an emotional side. I want to be the only man on this planet. Even asking me that question is sexist, and I admit I am a sexist – I hate all men. “Only when I take hold of my dick, pull it back behind my legs and through my ass. The screams of ‘Peter!!!’ were incredible, but luckily I was good at hiding under beds.”ĭid this background bring out your feminine side? Do you even have such a thing? I even heated them up, so they felt like a real animal. Then I got up at 3am and left them in their high-heels. I took my mashed potatoes and mixed it with red food dye and inserted some pins. Every Sunday we used to have pot-roast with mashed potatoes. At the age of eight, I told them all I’d seen on the news that rats love to nest in high-heeled shoes. “I was the dictionary definition of an evil brother to them. The age gap between myself and my next eldest sister is eight years. “When I did something wrong, it felt like I had five extra mothers. How was it growing up around five sisters?
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